I’d like to start off by saying that I cannot believe that I am actually posting this recipe. Why, you ask? Because it’s pretty much the easiest coleslaw recipe on earth. Actually, it’s so easy that I’m not even sure it could be considered a “recipe”. But I do feel like it’s a public service that I do post this recipe, because it is oh so simple and everyone will ask you how you made it and if you can shoot them over the recipe.